Cunnilingus Slang

There's a lovely variety of slang terms for cunnilingus. My favourites include:

Growling at the Badger - Billy Connolly famously said this is what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow
Lickety-split - sounds efficient, doesn't it?
Genital Slurpees - you won't find this at the Kwik-E-Mart
Gnash the Gash - ah, rhyming slang
Impersonating Stalin - the mental image here is hilarious

Here's a whole heap of other cunnilingus euphemisms:

Barking at the ape
Bikini burger
Bite the dog-end
Blow some tunes
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Brush one's teeth
Bush dinner
Canyon yodeling
Carpet munching
Chew the she-fat
Chow box
Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration
Clam dive
Clam diving
Clam jousting
Clam lapping
Connie Lingus
Cunning linguistics
Dine at the Y
Dinner beneath the bridge
Dip the brush
Dive in the bushes
Dive a muff
Dive in the canyon
Do it the French way
Don the beard
Doormat bashing
Drinking at the fuzzy cup
Drinking from the furry cup
Eat fur pie
Eat hair pie
Eat muff pie
Eat squirrel
Egg McMuff
Face job
Face the nation
Fall in love
Fanny noshing
Feathery flick
French culture
French job
French kiss Mr. Lincoln
French lessons
Fur burger
Fur pie
Fuzz sandwich
Give a length of tongue
Give face
Go boating
Go down and do tricks
Go downstairs for breakfast
Go south
Go under the house
Go way down South in Dixie
Gorilla burger
Gorilla in the washing machine
Growl at the biter
Hat job
Have a box lunch
Have a mustache
Have box lunch
Husband's supper
Kiss somebody's down
Kneel at the altar
Labial titillation
Lapping at the lint trap
Lapping the pink canoe
Lay the lip
Lick the slit
Licking the beaver
Lingual stimulation
Lingual titillation
Lip reading
Lip service
Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox
Lip work
Make mouth music
Medicate the hairy paper cut
Moustache ride
Muff diving
Muff munching
Mumbling in the moss
Munch the bearded clam
Munch the mickey
One-man band
Parting the fuzz
Pearl diving
Picnic on it
Playing in the sandbox
Pug noshing
Punch in the mouth
Red wings
Sack lunch
Sip at the fuzzy cup
Smoking the fur
Sneeze in the basket
Sneeze in the cabbage
Sneeze in the canyon
Speak Low genitalese
Speak in tongues
Swing low
Talking to the canoe driver
Talking to the boat people
Telephone the stomach
Tip the velvet
Tongue bath
Tongue wash
Top drawer
Trimming the hedges
Velvet buzz saw
Wearing the beard
Whistle in the dark
Whistling in the weeds
Worship at the altar
Yodeling in the gully
Yodeling in the canyon of love
Yodeling up the valley

And these are some less-than savoury ones that are big on the "fish" thing. Personally, we're not so keen on these, but they're here just for completeness.

Eat a tuna sandwich
Eat a tuna taco
Eat seafood
Eating a kipper pie
Fish dinner
Go for sushi
Have a tuna sandwich
Licking anchovy
Ocean pinking
Seafood dinner
Tuna taco